Tim posted on July 27, 2009 11:20
Riddle me this Batman:
1. Do you own a piece of clothing with a logo of your favorite sports team?
2. Do you secretly bounce your knee, stare at your watch, and fly the family home after church on Sunday?
3. Do you know what a 2 point conversion is?
4. Do things in your home get thrown or broken on Sunday?
5. Do you like motorcycles, cars, or have a hairy chest, arms, or back?
6. Do you know what Tailgate means?
7. Do you nonchalantly throw around words at the water cooler like: Ligament, Rotator Cuff, Tommy John, or Arthroscopic?
8. Has your personality on Monday been adversely affected from Sunday afternoon television?
9. Do you receive sporting texts, stats, highlights, or news on your cell phone?
10. Does your Sunday lunch consist of deep fried, non-organic, hydrogenated, high-fructose snacks?
11. Are you guilty of ever screaming, “OH, Did you see that hit?”
If you answered yes to all or any of these questions, then Café 41:11 needs you! You have gifts and talents that can be used to further the kingdom of God.
Café 41:11 wants to host a Fantasy Football fundraiser. It’s not like those other Fantasy leagues you may be used to. This is for a good cause. I want to put together a massive Fantasy league to raise money for the café.
We’ll use ESPN’s free online Fantasy Football to host this fundraiser. It is a pay to play, but with a catch. All the proceeds go to Café 41:11. Not me, not you. It will go to the café to help keep the doors open.
Look…you know you’re already going to play Fantasy Football. (Maybe you’ve even already signed up to play with some friends.) This will be for a good cause and you get to have fun at the same time.
Still not sure? Tell your wife that you’re doing this for the Lord. Tell her, "Honey, it's 4 Jesus and Da Kids."
She’ll support you.
It’s time the men step up to show the women what service and giving really looks like!
I’m not looking for 8 or 10 guys here. I’m looking to put together a league with lots of divisions made up of lots of guys (say 32 guys) from lots of churches. We could even maybe have church divisions. So that chuches go against other churches like in a church softball league.
Some basics: Live fun Auction draft at a TBA location in Medina, keeper league, $20 to play (32 guys at $20 raises $640 for the cafe), more details to come if we get a positive response.
Call me 330.304.5449 or email me vanarsdale@zoominternet.net with your name and phone number and simply reply, "I'm in!"
Please pass this along to those guys you know can answer "yes" to the questions above. Let me say...I am hip to today's culture. I know there are some killer fantasy football lady players out there. If you can run with the big dogs, you're invited too. But...only serious women need apply. You can answer "no" to question #5.
You in?